talk dirty to me
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF IN THIS RESTAURANT
Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]
Drizella and Anastasia Tremaine.
"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."
Things I Say While I'm Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams
“If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish and just be… Just be… Just be miserable for the rest of your life.”